-Management truly believes you are overpaid. But would never work for what they pay you.
That_enema you gave four hours ago produces a huge code brown just five minutes before the end of your shift
-The patient furthest away from the nurses’ station rings the call bell more often than the patient nearest to the nurses’ station.
-Your buddies who were reading the paper at the nurses’ desk a minute ago always disappear when you need help
-You hear about the perfect job the day after you accept another one.
-Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the boss is watching.
-You have been working flat all day without even a coffee break, but the moment you sit down, the supervisor walks around the corner and sees you doing nothing
-Your nose will itch the very moment your gloved hands get contaminated with bodily fluids.