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Nursing Jokes Murphy’s Laws for Nurses

-Management truly believes you are overpaid. But would never work for what they pay you.

Murphy's Laws for Nurses

Murphy's Laws for Nurses

The_number of staff to be found on the ward is inversely proportional to the scale of the emergency.

That_enema you gave four hours ago produces a huge code brown just five minutes before the end of your shift

-The patient furthest away from the nurses’ station rings the call bell more often than the patient nearest to the nurses’ station.

-Your buddies who were reading the paper at the nurses’ desk a minute ago always disappear when you need help

-You hear about the perfect job the day after you accept another one.

-Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the boss is watching.

-You have been working flat all day without even a coffee break, but the moment you sit down, the supervisor walks around the corner and sees you doing nothing

-Your nose will itch the very moment your gloved hands get contaminated with bodily fluids.

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