You Know You’re a Nurse When… Part 1
You Know You’re a Nurse When… Part 2-You’ve ever had a patient look you dead in the eye and say, “I don’t know how that got stuck in there”
-You find humor in other people’s stupidity
Nurses
Your_idea of fine dining is sitting down to eat
-You believe chocolate is a food group
-You believe a good tape job will fix anything
-You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf down your food, even in the nicest restaurants
-You don’t believe 90% of what you’re told, and 75% of what you see
-You have your weekends off planned a year in advance
-You believe that “Shallow gene pool” should be a recognized medical diagnosi
-You have ever restrained someone…and it wasn’t a sexual experience
-You have recurrent nightmares of being hit and run over by the portable x-ray machine
Home Health Care Nurses-Visiting Nurses
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