A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.”
-“Yes, I know,” said the dentist. “But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients.”
A_young Dentist had just started his own Clinic.
He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the front office. Wishing to appear the “busy dentist”, the gentleman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had to give an appointment. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”
The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone.
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Patient: $200 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if you like.