-Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
-Because they fought both tooth and nail!
“I_came in to make an appointment with the dentist.” said the man to the receptionist.
-”I’m sorry sir.” she replied. “He’s out right now, but…”
-”Thank you,” interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again ?”
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.
Patient: Well, without pain it’s cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.
Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!
-Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.
-I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?
-That’s right, Sir.
-So, how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?
-That was my dentist.
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?