A hospital posted a notice in the nurse’s lounge saying: “Remember, the first five minutes of a human being’s life are the most dangerous.” Underneath, a nurse had written: “The last five are pretty risky, too.”
Funny Medical Record Errors:
-She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
-The patient was in his usual good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
-Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband, I thought you would like to work her up.
-She is numb from her toes down.
-While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
-When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
A man goes to doctor and says: ‘Doctor, I have a problem. When I drink tea, my eye aches and when I stop, it stops too. Can you help me?’
Doctor says:’Take the spoon out of the cup!’