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“Five Minutes” Nursing Joke

A hospital posted a notice in the nurse’s lounge saying: “Remember, the first five minutes of a human being’s life are the most dangerous.” Underneath, a nurse had written: “The last five are pretty risky, too.”

"Five Minutes" Nursing Joke

"Five Minutes" Nursing Joke

Funny Medical Record Errors:

-She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

-The patient was in his usual good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

-Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband, I thought you would like to work her up.

-She is numb from her toes down.

-While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

-When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.


A man goes to doctor and says: ‘Doctor, I have a problem. When I drink tea, my eye aches and when I stop, it stops too. Can you help me?’
Doctor says:’Take the spoon out of the cup!’

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