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Funny Medical Jokes

A Nurse Practitioner was examining his patient who happened to be hard of hearing. He put his stethoscope to her chest and said, “Big breaths.”
The woman replied, “Yes, they used to be bigger!”

Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

A_pretty young lady named Nancy just broke off her engagement to a young doctor.
-Do you mean to tell me, exclaimed her friend, that he actually asked you to return all the presents?
-Nancy: Not only that, but he also sent me a bill for house calls.

A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. “But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!” he protested.
-“Our rule is that everyone must undress,” replied the nurse as she handed him a very skimpy johnny.
-“That’s a stupid rule,” grumbled the patient, “making me undress just to look at my toe.”
-“That’s nothing,” growled a voice from the next cubicle. “I just came to fix the phones!”

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