A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.
Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?
Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Doctor: Have you ever had this before?
Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added, “Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I’d like to make a little change.”