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Many doctors pay their grocery bill….Funny Sayings about Doctors

-Many doctors pay their grocery bill with the money of folks who have eaten too much.

-Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.

Funny Doctors' Sayings

Funny Doctors' Sayings

-My_doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.(Walter Matthau)

-Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.

-God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees (Benjamin Franklin)

-I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. (George Carlin)

-Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.

-As long as men are liable to die and are desirous to live, a physician will be made fun of, but he will be well paid. (Jean de la Bruyere)

-The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.

-What I call a good patient is one who, having found a good physician, sticks to him till he dies. (Holmes, Oliver Wendell)

-It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.

-A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier’s office. (Francis O’Walsh)

-Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust. (Don Herold)

-Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. (Erma Bombeck)

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