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Doctor, Doctor, My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!

-Doctor, Doctor I’ve a split personality
-Well, you’d better both sit down then!

-Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
-Hmmmm. Let’s hope nothing develops

Doctor, Doctor Humor

Doctor, Doctor Humor

 

 

-Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.
-Please sit on the couch.
-Which one!
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-Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.
-Don’t worry, it’s just a bug that’s going around!
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-Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
-You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
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Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?
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Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?
Absolutely nothing!
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A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, please take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s wrong with me, Doctor!?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there aren’t nothing wrong with your eyesight..”

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