-Doctor, Doctor can I have second opinion?
-Of course, come back tomorrow!
-Doctor, Doctor I’ve just swallowed a pen
-Well sit down and write your name!
-Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth.
-So why did you come around then?
-Well, I saw this light at the window…!
-Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
-Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell?
-Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring!
-Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a dog.
-How long have you felt like this?
-Ever since I was a puppy!
-Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
-Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories!