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Funny Medical Resume and Cover Letters Mistakes |

-“I have a degree in orgasmic chemistry.”

-“I am relatively intelligent, obedient, and as loyal as a puppy.”

-“Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.”

Funny Medical Resume Mistakes

Funny Medical Resume Mistakes


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-“It’s best for employers that I not work with people.”

-“Let’s meet, so you can ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ over my experience.”

-“Seeking a party-time position with potential for advancement.”

Personal interests: “donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.”

Experience:“I’m a hard worker, etc.”

Languages: “Speak English and Spinach.”

Education: “Have repeated courses repeatedly.”

Salary requirements: “The higher the better.”

References: “Bill, Tom, Eric. But I don’t know their phone numbers.”

Why should an employer hire you? -“I bring doughnuts on Friday.”

Reasons for leaving the last job?
-“Responsibility makes me nervous.”

Reasons for leaving:
-“They insisted that all employees get to work by 7:45 every morning. Couldn’t work under those conditions.”

Reason for leaving:
“Terminated after saying, ‘It would be a blessing to be fired.”

Special skills: “bi-lingual in three languages.”
Special skills: “I’ve got a Ph.D. in human feelings.”

Personal Qualities: Outstanding worker; flexible 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year.”

-“Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable.”

“If this resume doesn’t blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope.”
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