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Psychiatrist & Proctologist: “Nuts and Butts” joke

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Psychiatrist & Proctologist: "Nuts and Butts" joke

Psychiatrist & Proctologist:

Dr.Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors”. The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”. This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. “Catatonics and High Colonics” – No go. Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” – thumbs down again.

Then came “Minds and Behinds” – still no good. Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” – unacceptable again!

So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts” – not a chance. “Nuts and Butts” – no way. “Freaks and Cheeks” – still no good. “Loons and Moons” – forget it.

Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones – Specializing in Odds and Ends”. Everyone loved it.

Medical Jokes Funny Medical Mistakes

Medical Record Mistakes: Patient’s fluid intake

Patient’s fluid intake is good, mostly beer.

Medical Record Mistakes: Patients fluid intake

Blood Bank Technologists

Cytogenetic Technologists

Cardiology Technologists Invasive Cardiovascular Technologists
Clinical Chemistry Technologists
Vascular Technologists Vascular Sonographers
Cardiovascular Technicians
Central Supply Technicians Medical Equipment Preparers|

I Got Fat

Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.

Medical Problem: I Got Fat